If you’re looking for some random messages from anyone to anything, Dear Blank Please Blank has a few you may enjoy. You can even create your own. Here are a few random funny messages.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma…
Sincerely, the Titanic.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Please stop poking me at weddings saying, “You’re next” or I’ll start doing it to you at funerals.
Sincerely, 23 and single.
Sincerely, the world.
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Just wait, one day they’ll abandon you as well.
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